Love Haikus from Fair Witsend’s Fatal Loins

Here’s much to do with hate, but more with love.
-Romeo; from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet


Axis of Evil Haiku Trilogy

Act I: Saddam Hussein
Old bearded madman,
Poetic justice awaits:
Whitman you are not.

Act II: Kim Jong-il
Mysterious eyes
Hide behind true intentions.
Let's karaoke.

Act III: Mahmoud Ahmadimejad
Put up your nukes, and
We'll deal you into the game;
Ante up your oil.

Bush Bitches,
by Rex, the Bomb-Sniffing Dog
How I long to hump
The green zone in Iraq. Tempt
me not with your legs.

Shotgun Wedding
Stay the course my friend;
The trail of birdshot leads home.
I can't quit you, Dick